Datauttrykkenes skjulte meninger
| NAPSTER |
No longer A Possible Solution To Escape Record-buying |
| TWAIN |
Technology Without Any Important Name |
| PCMCIA |
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms |
| ISDN |
It Still Does Nothing |
| APPLE |
Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity |
| SCSI |
System Can't See It |
| DOS |
Defective Operating System |
| BASIC |
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control |
| IBM |
I Blame Microsoft (or conversely "I Build Macs") |
| DEC |
Do Expect Cuts |
| CD-ROM |
Consumer Device-Rendered Obsolete in Months |
| OS/2 |
Obsolete Soon Too |
| WWW |
World Wide Wait |
| MACINTOSH |
Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs |
| PENTIUM |
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathmatics |
| COBOL |
Completely Obsolete Buisiness Oriented Language |
| AMIGA |
A Merely Insignificant Gamers Addiction |
| LISP |
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis |
| MIPS |
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed |
| WINDOWS |
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System |
| MICROSOFT |
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers |
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